girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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