I wish i was in the wii world.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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