So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Randomize
