So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
I think i got beer on your cat.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
Randomize
