After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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