I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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