so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Randomize
