I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I will be naked everywhere
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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