quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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