you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
