But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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