he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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