I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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