super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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