ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
