So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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