what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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