Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize