Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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