Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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