addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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