I feel like abortions should bother me more
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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