Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I had to cum in my sink.
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