Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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