when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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