You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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