Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
Randomize
