I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Green mimosas i think yes
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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