But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Randomize
