Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
You need a sexual gate keeper
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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