The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
My apartment stinks of burning failure
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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