I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Is her dick bigger than yours?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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