I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
be right there i have to get my cape
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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