hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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