Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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