We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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