he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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