fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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