Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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