Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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