Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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