He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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