yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
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