Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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