I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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