I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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