How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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