I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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