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I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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