I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
they call him Oral-B. enough said
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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