I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Randomize