do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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