what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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